The Bloody Gigantic Spider!
The shower runs hot and cold.
I rinse out the shampoo.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider came in too!
The shower runs hot and cold.
I rinse out the shower gel.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider almost fell!
The shower runs hot and cold.
I put on my body lotion.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider with legs in motion causes a commotion.
The shower runs hot and cold.
I put on my pyjamas.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider thinks it’s in the bloody Bahamas!
The shower runs hot and cold.
I put on my slippers.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider makes a blip and does slip.
The shower runs hot and cold.
I put up my towel.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider is splattered and smells foul!
The shower runs hot and cold.
He bloody ended up in my flannel.
Bloody hell the gigantic spider is crushed in the door handle!
The shower runs hot and cold
The moral of this spiders keep out!
Bloody hell I will shout at full pelt for someone to get the next bloody gigantic spider out!
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