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Save the Fuckin’ Bee
What a beautiful day
To compose some naked poetry
Out in the aromatic colourful garden today
Out in the cool breezy fresh air
You might have already noticed
I’m not actually wearing any sexy underwear!
I’m the Naked Poet you see!
I’m composing naughty, humorous naked poetry
Of course, tastefully
I know
I’m pulling a very funny face but I’ve only just seen
Two fuckin’ bumblebees
Flipping ’ ‘eck
Buzz buzz buzzin’ those flamin’ bumblebees
I suppose I must do as my little banner says
‘Save the fuckin’ bee’
Those two flamin’ bumblebees want to pollinate me?
They want to pollinate my beautiful red blushing roses
Those bees are too flamin’ near me
Please don’t sting my luscious cherries
I really do want to save the bumblebees
I love the taste of their rose flavoured, sweet, smooth, runny honey
Please bumblebees don’t sting my little pussy
I’m just trying to compose, a little bit of naked poetry
I really am trying to save the fuckin’ bee
Delicious honey running down my funny face
Sticky and sweet
So please will you fuckin’ help me!
Save the Fuckin’ Bee
I’m only writing naked poetry
Your Naked Poet
Toria
11/5/2022
Artist Michael Forbes
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