Save the Fuckin’ Bee

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Save the Fuckin’ Bee

What a beautiful day

To compose some naked poetry

Out in the aromatic colourful garden today

Out in the cool breezy fresh air

You might have already noticed

I’m not actually wearing any sexy underwear!

I’m the Naked Poet you see!

I’m composing naughty, humorous naked poetry

Of course, tastefully

I know

I’m pulling a very funny face but I’ve only just seen

Two fuckin’ bumblebees

Flipping ’ ‘eck

Buzz buzz buzzin’ those flamin’ bumblebees

I suppose I must do as my little banner says

‘Save the fuckin’ bee’

Those two flamin’ bumblebees want to pollinate me?

They want to pollinate my beautiful red blushing roses

Those bees are too flamin’ near me

Please don’t sting my luscious cherries

I really do want to save the bumblebees

I love the taste of their rose flavoured, sweet, smooth, runny honey

Please bumblebees don’t sting my little pussy

I’m just trying to compose, a little bit of naked poetry

I really am trying to save the fuckin’ bee

Delicious honey running down my funny face

Sticky and sweet

So please will you fuckin’ help me!

Save the Fuckin’ Bee

I’m only writing naked poetry

Your Naked Poet

Toria

11/5/2022

Artist Michael Forbes