The Friendliest Beach Towel Lounger War
The big news today
A beach towel lounger war
One not ever witnessed in the newspapers or seen on the TV
It was definitely news to me
Yes, I know the Germans get up extra early
To catch the very first cloudless skies and red hot sunbeams
Beach towels always at the ready
To claim their very own sun lounger
As the British take it nice and slow
Eating a full English breakfast
You know
No sun loungers left for the British to sunbathe
A most friendly war
I believe this has happened several trillion times before
It has never made the newspapers or the TV screen
It has now it seems
As I sit on my comfy beach towel
Eating my yummy 99
I’m having a brilliant time
Sitting on my sun lounger
That I must handover in just 40 minutes time
We all really do have the best time
Friendly banter mixed with a big dollop of good humour
It makes everyone’s holiday time
As us British form an orderly line
The friendliest beach towel lounger war
I know we’ve all witnessed this a trillion times before
I think we will see it a trillion times more
The friendliest beach towel lounger war
That’s what we all really go holiday for
Toria
7/8/2023
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