Trigger Warning
On the Toy Production Line
The Naughty Elves were having too much fun
On the toy production line
The Elves had drank far too much Mulled Wine
The Elves drank lots of yummy tea and delicious sponge cake
When they ate
The Elves thought the cake had a funny taste
So did the delicious cup of tea
It made the Elves feel a little bit giddy and giggly
Definitely, on a new Christmas high
On the toy production line
A bittersweet aroma filled the busy production room
The Elves brains went boom, boom and boom
Not many toys were made
Today
The toys that were made
Came alive and poked the little Elves in the face
All the Elves could see were stars and psychedelic colours
The Elves were floating high
Taking flight on this unusual high
As the toys also danced in the yellow sky
What was in the Mulled Wine and sponge cake?
An unusual tealeaf in the cup of tea!
Who made the tea and brought in the homemade cake?
Remains a total mystery
It must just be an new Christmas high
As the Elves go on their psychedelic ride
The wooden toys just wanted to say hi
As they pass by the Elves in the changing sky
Not many toys are made on the production line
Toria
13/12/2022
Please note: This poem is fictional and does not relate to any real person,?persons and Elves or to any actual event. No Elves were under the influence or in any danger while the poem was being written.
All Elves follow Father Christmas’ strict Health and Safety guidelines in Lapland and in the North Pole. No drugs, gambling or alcohol are allowed, especially when working with children, toys, machinery, reindeers and other animals and when driving Santa’s Sleigh or Elf cars.
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